Family, poetry and random thoughts.
I wrote this after a week at summer school in 2007; it is almost word-for-word what was written on the back page of the student handbook:
From the University Book of the Obvious
Action in case of
fire: on discovering a
fire: please shout FIRE
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph will be six years old at the end of September. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky.
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I remember hearing somewhere that if there’s any kind of emergency it’s best to yell, “Fire!” because you’ll get a faster response.
That really IS good advice!