Like humans (present company excepted) (I hope), dolphins commit rape, murder and have huge orgies. They also rescue lost dogs. Read the story here of how two dolphins stayed with a stranded Doberman and caused a commotion to make sure it was saved.
Like dolphins, humans kill other species. Humans kill dogs because they are surplus to requirements: five stray pups were put to sleep but one survived two lethal injections and now people from all over are clamouring to give it a home. Read all about it.
These stories should make me happy but I can’t help thinking
- how many of those people would have gone to a shelter to rescue a pup before this story? And how many of those who want him now will go get one when they are unsuccessful in their application?
- what kind of person wants the job of pup killer?
- dolphins aren’t what they used to be (non-sex-crazed, non-murdering clever chaps of the sea).
- if our closest rivals for world domination are not vegetarians, then why should I be?
Image by numist via Flickr
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