Joke 54

17 May

The hospital regulations required a wheel chair for patients being discharged. 

However, while working as a student aide, Sam found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need Sam’s help to leave the hospital. 

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let Sam wheel him to the elevator. 

On the way down Sam asked him if his wife was meeting him. 

“I don’t know,” was the reply. “She’s upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.”

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11 Responses to “Joke 54”

  1. vivienne blake May 17, 2011 at 06:35 #

    Two good ‘uns.

  2. sarsm May 17, 2011 at 08:25 #

    I didn’t even see that one coming!!!

  3. Ava Aston's Muckery May 17, 2011 at 08:37 #

    Funny stuff…maybe you could be my opening act? :)

    Blessings,

    Ava
    xox

    • Tilly Bud May 17, 2011 at 10:48 #

      Glad to, so long as I can read from a computer screen :)

  4. Cindy May 17, 2011 at 08:40 #

    Hehe, poor old birds, both funny.

  5. nrhatch May 17, 2011 at 16:30 #

    These are too funny! Thanks, Tilly!

  6. Pseu May 17, 2011 at 19:46 #

    that porter one… I think that’s a real life story. :)

  7. Blossom Dreams May 17, 2011 at 21:20 #

    Sounds like typical NHS service to me ;-) xx

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