I seem to be reserving Sundays for the groaniest jokes. I think I’m hoping people will sleep in and miss them.
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Some men were discussing coincidences.
The first man said, “My wife was reading a A Tale Of Two Cities and she gave birth to twins.”
“That’s funny,” the second man remarked, “my wife was reading The Three Musketeers and she gave birth to triplets.”
A third man said, ”My wife gave birth to quintuplets after reading Five Children And It.”
Suddenly, another man jumped up, shouting, “I have to get home now!”
When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, “When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves!”
Ugh to both!
Love the cartoon
Groan… Snort
That cartoon is fabulous!
I thought the punchline would be Cheaper by the Dozen.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheaper_by_the_Dozen
That would have been so much better
The original is a great film.
I agree about the original being great. The idea of purposely having that many children in this day and age sort of turns my stomach. Also the multiples by in vitro… I’m not against fertilization per se, but when you do a procedure that is basically meddling with “church” practices and then get all weepy over the eggs from the Petrie dish… I mean, CHOOSE ALREADY!
Sorry, parents of quads, I’m just sayin’… Amy
http://sharplittlepencil.wordpress.com/2011/05/29/women-woman-2/
It doesn’t seem right to have big families any more, does it?
Oh… boy! Where do you find this stuff?
T’internet, of course