I wouldn’t say I was a bad cook but my family automatically heads for the table every time they hear a fire alarm.
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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That gave me a little chuckle this evening …thanks.
hooo! I have an issue with laundry and they all know it.
lol! I don’t mind laundry.
Never!
A momma’s boy, eh? He needs to move out and get his OWN kitchen.
I liked this joke so much, it seems I tried to ‘Like this’ twice. But WP didn’t like my double like and booted me out of your site
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Don’t worry though, I found my way back.