I have my second-ever cold sore on my philtrum, where it meets my top lip. It looks like a red moustache of the kind beloved by Hitler.
I also have what I thought was a pimple on my right nostril, but it is firm to the touch, extremely tender, and has no head, rather like me in a crisis.
I’m covered in cuts and sores, including my left middle finger, where a nail broke off down to the skin, and pulled off half of the cuticle.
I realised I didn’t have a migraine after all, but a tension headache. That I could still function was a bit of a giveaway.
Now, I’m not saying it has anything to do with Tory Boy coming home, but let’s look at the facts:
- Tory Boy comes home
- I get headache, cold sore, ugly red nose, cuts, broken fingernail
Make of that what you will.