Thanks to Pseu for this one.
A psychiatrist conducted a group therapy session with four mothers. “You all have obsessions.”
To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating and even named your daughter Candy.”
He turned to the second Mom. “Your obsession is with money; that’s why you named your child Penny.”
He turned to the third Mom. “Your obsession is alcohol and you named your child Brandy.”
At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, “Come on, Dick, we’re leaving.”
Love these…
reminded me of a nurse who had to call the urologist to make an appointment
for a patient….the urologists name was “Dick Long”…she erupted into a gale
of unprofessional giggles when the office nurse answered the phone.
That’s brilliant but unfortunate
funny funny funny!
LOL! That brings back memories!
In grade school we had a fellow student named “Melissa” Dick. Poor Melissa was always getting asked if her dad’s name was Harry.
And then there was the poor young man who’s last name was Estes. His first name was Tom. As in T. Estes. He got a lot of grief too.
Ahh. Children can be so cruel. Funny. But cruel.
Hilarious
i don’t remember sending this one…. sure it was me?
Yup. Ages ago. I have a separate folder for joke emails.
I need memory repair man….