Thanks to Pseu for this one.
A psychiatrist conducted a group therapy session with four mothers. “You all have obsessions.”
To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating and even named your daughter Candy.”
He turned to the second Mom. “Your obsession is with money; that’s why you named your child Penny.”
He turned to the third Mom. “Your obsession is alcohol and you named your child Brandy.”
At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, “Come on, Dick, we’re leaving.”