I Am Number 3,226,610,530

31 Oct

 

World population

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The world’s population is expected to reach 7 BILLION today.  To put us in our place, the BBC have given us a calculator that, using our birth dates, will tell us what number of the current population we are.

There’s mine, at the top.  I bet Number Six isn’t complaining now; at least people will remember him; try looking up 3226610530 in the phone book and see how quickly you become a minus number. 

More people were born after me than were born before me.  I find that depressing.

In the grand scheme of things, however, I am the 77,046,364,608th person to have lived since history began, which means I avoided Roman slavery, The Spanish Inquisition and George Formby.  There’s always a silver lining.

The site also tells me that I will live 4.3 years longer than the Hub.  Yeah! for the not expiring too soon, but what on earth will I do for head rubs?

I was on the site for about ten minutes.  In that time the population grew by 2,159.  All I can say is, Condoms, people!  Condoms!

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43 Responses to “I Am Number 3,226,610,530”

  1. alienhippy October 31, 2011 at 10:46 #

    Thanks for the giggle…here are my results…LOL
    When you were born, you were the:
    3,614,317,366th person alive on Earth
    77,701,777,762nd person to have lived since history began.
    I have a friend who LOVES numbers I must pass this information on.
    Love and hugs. xx :)

  2. misswhiplash October 31, 2011 at 11:12 #

    oh what a lot you learned about yourself… I must have a look myself

  3. Cindy October 31, 2011 at 11:51 #

    3,243,001,873rd … Who’s George Formby?

  4. vivinfrance October 31, 2011 at 11:53 #

    I am the 2,238,279,105th
    person alive on Earth, the
    74,585,660,131st
    person to have lived since history began

    That’s an awful lot of people between us!

    • Tilly Bud October 31, 2011 at 11:55 #

      About as many as the English Channel is wide, so not that many :)

  5. Pseu October 31, 2011 at 12:07 #

    Computer says:
    “When you were born, you were the:3,063,302,296th person alive on Earth76,737,473,045th person to have lived since history began” – more proof, if needed that I am older than you.

    • Tilly Bud October 31, 2011 at 12:16 #

      Unless you lied about your age?

      • Pseu October 31, 2011 at 13:32 #

        if I was going to lie I’d make myself much younger than nearly 51!

    • Tinman October 31, 2011 at 17:23 #

      Yes, but you’re younger than me, Pseu, by 163,000 people.

      Or about ten minutes.

      • Tinman October 31, 2011 at 17:28 #

        Sorry, that’s 163 million people. Or about ten days.

      • Pseu October 31, 2011 at 18:51 #

        hahaha! What were you born in December 1960 too?

  6. nrhatch October 31, 2011 at 14:32 #

    Can you imagine getting stuck with that number in the deli line? :lol:

  7. laurieanichols October 31, 2011 at 14:56 #

    I did it as well, sobering realization and also sort of makes you feel lost in the morass of humanity. I’m surprised that a science fiction movie hasn’t been made using this calculating tool or if it has been made I missed it.

    • Tilly Bud October 31, 2011 at 14:58 #

      What a great idea for a movie that is!

  8. Hanna October 31, 2011 at 15:38 #

    Nah… I don’t believe this calculator…
    It’s taking so long to count me!
    Seeing that snake moving in circles (loading mode) makes me sleepy…
    ^_^

    • Tilly Bud November 1, 2011 at 12:39 #

      Sleep is good; you’ll live longer :)

  9. evilnymphstuff October 31, 2011 at 16:12 #

    Wow! The numbers are impressive… I did mine… and when I was born I was the 5,711,992,027th person alive on earth! lol :)

  10. Yulia October 31, 2011 at 17:08 #

    Haha… I am the 4,154,924,145th.. This is interesting!

    Yulia
    http://www.mylifeismyrainbow.wordpress.com

  11. Tinman October 31, 2011 at 17:26 #

    I have two children who were born before evilnymphstuff, suddenly this game is getting depressing…

  12. jezibelle October 31, 2011 at 17:46 #

    More proof that sometimes double-bagging it, just isn’t enough!

    • Tilly Bud November 1, 2011 at 12:42 #

      Showing my age – I have no idea what you just said :)

  13. sanstorm October 31, 2011 at 18:59 #

    Yeah… Like condoms work…

  14. sufilight October 31, 2011 at 20:51 #

    Oh, my goodness, I go to sleep and wake up to 7 billion people on this planet! Will be checking out my numbers. :)

  15. Musings October 31, 2011 at 21:50 #

    This is absolutely the BEST post I have read today! No kidding CONDOMS! We are growing faster than we have resources to support. I agree that it sure is better to live now than even a 100 years ago. We’re really lucky! And what if we were born in a third world country today. We were REALLY REALLY lucky!

    • Tilly Bud November 1, 2011 at 12:43 #

      I count my blessings, believe me :)

  16. Lorna's Voice October 31, 2011 at 22:09 #

    Now you’ve done it. I have to go check this thing out myself and see where I stand or RIP as the case my be. ;)

  17. Tom (Aquatom1968) October 31, 2011 at 22:26 #

    It says I was the 3,524,368,186th person alive when I was born, but I dispute this figure. I’m sure I was the 3,524,368,185th. I demand a thorough recount…

  18. Piglet in Portugal November 1, 2011 at 00:49 #

    This made me smile when I heard it on the news. I was watching a program about China a few nights ago, may be last night, anyway; they were saying each couple can only have one child each.

    As for condoms. Have you seen the selection of condoms they have on Sale now? I was absolutely amazed. Probably why people don’t use them, spoilt for choice! I was fascinated but at the same time I felt like I was looking at the top shelf where they keep the porn books…do they still keep them thre?

    • Tilly Bud November 1, 2011 at 12:46 #

      Whatchyuaskinmefor?? As if I’d know stuff like that.

      (Yes)

  19. Doc November 1, 2011 at 01:14 #

    2,474,120,925th. So now, not only do I have to lie about my age, I have to lie about how many were born before me!

  20. bluebee November 1, 2011 at 05:05 #

    Good grief! Nearly 4 billion people have been born in my lifetime – that’s incomprehensible

  21. ElizOF November 1, 2011 at 07:43 #

    Yeah, its growing every second… I don’t envy that 7 billionth baby; inheriting strife and struggle… until the new day arrives on Dec 21 , 2012, right! :-)

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