Remember the kind lady who sent me some Galaxy Bites? She recently sent some more Galaxy chocolates for me to try:
Sorry the picture is a bit blurry – my hands were shaking in anticipation. If I tell you that Galaxy is the chocolate that covers Maltesers, you will understand.
I was not let down. The pack contains four large squares: two of Galaxy Chocolate and two of Galaxy Caramel. I ate mine and then was overcome by the urge to hide Spud’s and the Hub’s for secret consumption later, but they are like those pigs who find truffles in the forest, and I was left hiding my face in shame. Not at being caught out: at being so bad at deception. It’s survival of the fattest in this house.
If this chocolate is anything to go by, I’m going to be very surviving indeed.
Please note: I was not paid to write this. More’s the pity.