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Spud was in his English class. Someone had never heard of the word ‘pail’. The teacher explained it was a bucket as in,
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
As she paused, Spud interjected,
Instead they found whiskey,
got a bit frisky
and now they have a daughter.
That’s my boy!
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
For some hanky panky
Jill had forgotten to take her pill
And now there’s little Franky.
lol! I’ve forwarded that to Spud; he’ll love it
That Spud is a chip off the old laughing housewife!
He’s a monkey. He said it just came to him.
that Spud is a chip!!! hahahaha
ROFL!!!!
Viv’s comment, really
LOVE IT ! lol
Peace,
Siggi in Downeast Maine
He gets away with murder because his teachers like him.
Hope you had a great Thanksgiving.
What a poet, just like his mom (or his dad?).
Nice one, I love Spud’s sense of humour – think he must be following in your footsteps Tilly!
He is extremely funny, it’s true
Oh the talent is inherited…is it?
Have a glass of port
Like mother like son, that was funny. If I had been the teacher, they would have heard my laughter all the way into France. That is how loud my laugh can get, I have a real belly laugh. You would have heard it I’m sure.
I would love to; there’s nothing better than a loud laugh
Very clever.
Thanks. He is
You have a clever lad there TillyB
Do I detect the next Benny Hill? There is nothing like British humor – it’s the best!
Thanks but…Benny Hill…?
I’m beginning to believe that a sense of great humor is genetic!
I sense it too. Great! (Humour me)
That’s awesome! But, did the teacher appreciate the wit and timing?
She did. They all know him
Clever kid!
You can come again!
No kidding? What a riot!