New Year Resolutions For Pets
15. I will not eat other animals’ poop.
14. I will not lick my human’s face after eating animal poop.
13. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m lying under the coffee table.
12. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
11. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.
10. Cats: Circulate a petition that sleeping become a juried competition in major animal shows.
9. Come to understand that cats are from Venus; dogs are from Mars.
8. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.
7. Hamster: Don’t let them figure out I’m just a rat on steroids, or they’ll flush me!
6. Get a bite in on that freak who gives me that shot every year.
5. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much.
4. Cats: Use new living room sofa as scratching post.
3. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd – December 31: Re-live victory over the sock.
2. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
AND the Number 1 New Year’s Resolutions Made by Pets…
1. I will NOT chase the stick until I see it LEAVE THE IDIOT’S HAND
Not too sure how many pets would respect those new resolutions but! hey! happy new year all the same lol!
And to you, Andy
Happy New Year…way after midnight for you ! Thank you for all your support and encouragement in 2011. You have brought much joy to my life. Thank you very much.
Peace and love,
Siggi in Maine
What a lovely thing to say! Thank you
Happy New Year, Tilly! We’re off to watch the midnight fireworks and ring in the new year here.
Hope you had a wonderful time, Nancy. Happy New Year to you.
Happy new year! Looking forward to read your many jokes and thoughts in 2012.
LOL love it! Happy new year
And to you, ENS.
Hauoli Makahiki Hou (Hawaiian for Happy New Year)! Hoo boy! The fireworks have started already and it’s only 7:15 PM.
And to you, too, Kay! I hope it’s a good one.
I didn’t know cats sniffed others’ behinds. Weird.
Have you finished your postaday year? Are we going to be deprived of Tilly in 2012?
I have, and there doesn’t seem to be anything for 2012
Reblogged this on Emotfit's Blog and commented:
A GOOD LAUGH particularly for those of us who love cars and dogs. Enjoy.
Happy New Year!
I disa gree; I think the refridgerator is the perfect place for a dog’s head.
Um, there’s no answer to that, except, are you still taking your medication?
I think that I may well print out your list for Pets, and put it at a reasonable level on the wall so that my animals can read it….
Every one sounded just as if you had written it for my cat or dogs, especially No 1
Good start to the New Year
Nothing in there for donkeys, though
My resolution is to keep popping in for a good giggle!
Happy & Healthy 2012!
Now that’s a resolution I can get on board with.
Happy New year, Grannymar; really glad to have met you.
There should be a resolution about dogs eating their own poop.
There definitely should
It will be Edward! Always Edward!
I know; and it seems right. But Jake would be better for her.
This is hysterical. ♥Happy ♥New ♥Year ♥ & TY for the humor and for just being you!
Thanks