Apologies if you received a gobbledygook email from me today; I’m a technept, and things can get out of control if I take my eyes off the keyboard long enough to finish my Christmas Maltesers.
It was the earliest draft of a birthday post for Barb19, who is Passionate About Pets. Early, but late; because Barb lives in Australia and I always get my time zones confused, so it was going out late in my day because that was early in her day when I was working back to front but then I remembered Sydney celebrates New Year before London and now it kind of is early in her day because she’s probably asleep because her day starts and finishes before my day so, even if she reads it now, she’ll be reading it tomorrow because my present is her future which is cheaper for me, because I usually give gift vouchers.
Belated Birthday Wishes For Barb
Barb loves pets and plants, she says;
She writes about their funny ways:
Poppy the dog isn’t stroppy -
In fact, she’s incredibly happy
Living out her many dog days
In the great Australian haze.
Barb feels the same and there’s no shame
(With a good man at your side) in being a birthday bride.
Happy Birthday and Happy 46th Anniversary, Barb!
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