Two men walk into a building.
You’d think at least one of them would have seen it.
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This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
Couldn’t help but sigh on the first one !
Am sure to repeat it !
Thanks…
Siggi in Downeast Maine
Haha – parse error
For some reason that struck me as quite funny this morning.
Why do you ned a reason?
My granny told me the first one yeeeeeeeeeeeeears ago and I still laughed.
The second is too true to life the Occupy Belfast gang have taken over an empty bank in the centre of the City.
Typically topical.
I love the first one (the cartoon is good, too). One of those things I wasn’t expecting.
The best kind!
double like–the joke and double like the joke in the cartoon.