On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students:
“The female dormitory is out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. The second time you will be fined $60. A third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?”
A male student inquired, “How much for a season pass?”
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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LOL i would say that to:)
I think that was the guy standing outside my dorm holding the sign “thank you moms for your virgins.” my mom wanted to hit him with her car. and then back up. I doubt anyone would have stopped her.
Good grief!
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So true, and although some women can’t find it, we really do have free contraception in the US and have had since 1970. Dianne
This must be an American joke…
It is. Many of them are, actually. I was born on the wrong continent