Dear Subscribers,
If you came here looking for four funny videos of dogs, I spoke too soon: the videos worked in the draft but disappeared as soon as I hit publish. I trashed the post in a fit of pique.
Here’s a dog joke, by way of apology:
How many dogs does it take to put in a light bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
Dachshund: I can’t reach the stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants do it…
Labrador: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher: While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I’ve got a hangover.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there…
Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
First! Lmao! I had to do it once in my life. I loved the Toy Poodle and the Shi-tzu.
My favourite is the greyhound.
Thanks for the smile!
Poor daschund lol!!
Reblogged this on nohateappreciate and commented:
I think I’d be the Mastiff or the Doberman Pinscher. Perhaps even the Irish Wolfhound… Kidding. Maybe.
Thanks for the reblog!
You’re welcome! I thought it was funny and accurate.
Tilly, in the loading bay, as I call it – the place that flashes up all of the newly published posts – I saw your Four Dogs post, but thought it was another of your jokes. The words were showing up as HREF HREF, which I read as a dog’s bark.
I must be barking myself. Or tired. Or both. Barking tired.
That’s brilliant! I love it
Bahahhahahha… I am with the Irish one.
The less said about that, the better…
I have a dachshund and his answer would have been the same as the cocker spaniel’s. Damn dog.
I should have added my Yorkshire Terriers: Yap at it! Yap at it! Yap at it!
Love this…thanks !
Peace,
Siggi in Downeast Maine
Beagle,,,,,,,just a minute, let me finish this milk bone, the dry food, the cat’s tuna, and the stuff in that bag of leftovers you had on the counter…sorry about the coffee grounds…now, the bulb…wait a minute ..you mean it’s not edible…bummer.
Good one! It’s amazing how different dogs’ personalities are
My hubby had two Golden Retrievers when we met and they adopted me. You hit their attitude right on the money. They were great dogs, always up for anything, would do anything for you. Dylan and Jacquelina.
Not me; I got this joke someplace else. I can’t remember where.
Still a great joke.
Oh that picture!
Fantastic, the way you hit the dogs’ characters spot on. Loved the laugh it gave me, as It’s the middle of the night and I can’t sleep.
Sorry to hear that.
I can’t take credit for the joke
Thanks for the chuckle!
Thought there was something wrong when I couldn’t get 4 Dogs to work. Loved your replacement. Just wanted to mention, tag you’re it, you’re mentioned in my blog today for the Versatile Blogger Award.
Thank you! That’s most kind of you
Brilliant … very good. Happy Easter.
Thanks. And to you, too
That dog in the picture has had so much Red that he’s turned red!
Dogs, you gotta love them. My three Poms don’t like light bulbs but at least one of them can pee on the floor in the dark.
One smart dog
SO GLAD I found your blog. I love to laugh and this CKER-ACKED me up! LOL!!
Excellent!
Great pic
How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb. None. Cats don’t change lightbulbs. They train humans to do it for them.
Hehe! You know cats well
Funny, I just had to change several lightbulbs in the house and Rupert was useless.
This was very funny!
Good