Pease Porridge and Brown Bread (Photo credit: QuintanaRoo)
I wouldn’t say I was a bad cook but my kids know what “pease porridge in a pot nine days old” tastes like.
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My cooking is so bad that we pray AFTER we eat.
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Me: The two things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.
The Hub: Which is this?
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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that was too funny!
I’m glad you enjoyed it
You are too modest! You made some lovely fairy cakes once.
‘Once’ being the operative word
Oh, so you have been to my house for dinner…
I love visiting your site…
You are also welcome to stay for dinner…if you are brave enough…
I have eaten pease pudding, but never pease porridge. Sounds like a treat in store. The former was quite common in the North East of England. My extended In-law family often made it for me.
I haven’t eaten either
heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!
oooh scary, yet your family all seem to thrive
Cast iron stomachs
as a friend says, he must have some strandwolf in his heritage (his mother’s cooking was abysmal)
I liked the last two jokes…will have to try and remember them…well that won’t happen…but I’ll try.
I laughed but … this is a little too close to home. LOL! (Thank goodness hubby likes to cook.)
Mine too, but he can’t do it any more. I am definitely Plan B