Almost Done!

21 Apr

Dear Readers, thanks for your patience.

My little project is almost finished.  I calculate I need another three days, but I’m taking the weekend off to answer your comments – it’s going to take me a whole weekend.  What nice readers you are, talking to me as if I’m here.

As a thank you, here are some blogging jokes that will only be appreciated by bloggers.  They are from cartoons I found on the internet (bloggers don’t seem to write their own jokes about blogging; why is that?).  The links can be found at the bottom of the post.

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mappa_blog (Photo credit: francescopozzi)

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Blogger one: I have nothing to say.

Blogger Two: You should blog about it.

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Employee One to Employee Two: It’s time for my monthly report.  What’s a productive way of saying, ‘Surfed the web and hung out in chat rooms?’

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How many Bloggers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but at least six others have to write lengthy postings about the political ramifications of why we should even have the light bulb in the first place.

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Husband to Angry Wife: Of course I remembered our anniversary.  Didn’t you see my pingback this morning?

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What’s the difference between a blog and roadkill?

Fewer hits before it starts stinking.

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What’s the difference between starting a blog and going crazy?

One is a disorder caused by a severe personality imbalance and the other is a disorder caused by a severe personality imbalance.

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For the sources of these jokes (and the place to leave your outraged comments) go here:

For more Six Word Saturdays go here

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58 Responses to “Almost Done!”

  1. The Wanderlust Gene April 21, 2012 at 10:40 #

    I refrain from making a comment that requires an answer:) Have a good weekend.

  2. vivinfrance April 21, 2012 at 10:53 #

    Why aren’t I allowed to leave my outraged comments here?

    • Tilly Bud April 21, 2012 at 10:58 #

      Because A) Don’t kill the messenger 2) I already have a billion comments to respond to D) Which Christmas movie did I get my inspiration for my numbered answers from?

      • vivinfrance April 21, 2012 at 11:27 #

        I don’t know. Should I?

        • Tilly Bud April 21, 2012 at 11:29 #

          I don’t know. Have you ever been left home alone?

          • vivinfrance April 21, 2012 at 11:33 #

            yes. I looked after the house and dog-sat when I was 14.

            • Tilly Bud April 21, 2012 at 11:35 #

              Hehe. I know you have a sense of humour but I’m guessing this isn’t one of those times…

              Not a Macauley Kulkin fan?

      • robincoyle April 21, 2012 at 15:14 #

        I would have guessed Jim Carey’s Grinch, but from your clue, is it Home Alone?

        • Tilly Bud April 22, 2012 at 11:41 #

          It is! Buzz says it, but I can’t remember if it is one or two; I think it’s two.

  3. McGuffyAnn April 21, 2012 at 11:17 #

    You are so cool. I want to be like you when I grow up (*lol*). Seriously, you’re good. :-)

    • Tilly Bud April 21, 2012 at 11:26 #

      Hehehe :) If I ever grow up, I’ll tell you how it’s done.

      • SidevieW April 21, 2012 at 14:53 #

        This week I was described by someone who has known me on letterdash for some years as being “as old as the hills and still a kid”

      • McGuffyAnn April 21, 2012 at 22:39 #

        I will be reading you!!

  4. Tom (Aquatom1968) April 21, 2012 at 12:01 #

    I don’t get the lightbulb one. I have a feeling that I should get it, but I don’t.
    I get the others though, Tilly! :D

    • Tilly Bud April 21, 2012 at 12:04 #

      I’m not sure I did, either; but I think it’s about blogging by polling…

  5. grannymar April 21, 2012 at 12:09 #

    I fancy a malteser

  6. Dawn @ Guiding Light April 21, 2012 at 12:30 #

    Thanks for the giggles! Blessings from 6WS.

  7. Ron. April 21, 2012 at 12:47 #

    My disorder is perfectly balanced, thank you very much.

    • Tilly Bud April 22, 2012 at 11:45 #

      Yours more than most, I suspect ;)

  8. viveka April 21, 2012 at 12:57 #

    Thanks for all the smiles. Have a great weekend.

  9. Piglet in Portugal April 21, 2012 at 13:07 #

    Blogger one: I have nothing to say.

    Blogger Two: You should blog about it.

    Love it :)

    I am now going to scroll back through the posts I missed to see why you are thanking people for their patience :) coz I’m nosey

    • Tilly Bud April 22, 2012 at 11:46 #

      I like nosy; it brings new readers :)

  10. terry1954 April 21, 2012 at 13:40 #

    those were cute

  11. Fiona Biedermann April 21, 2012 at 14:05 #

    You always make me giggle – love that. No apologies are needed when you’re off living life :-)

  12. Fiona Biedermann April 21, 2012 at 14:07 #

    I’m sure I left a comment but it’s vanished :-) I pretty well said no apologies needed when you’re off living life

    • Tilly Bud April 21, 2012 at 16:23 #

      Sorry, you ended up in my spam box.

  13. laurieanichols April 21, 2012 at 14:50 #

    You know that you’ve come a long way when you’re are poked fun of, as bloggers we should be proud.

  14. SidevieW April 21, 2012 at 14:52 #

    Lol, too many bloggers take themselves so very seriously. I think some time in a rigorous academic environment should be training for those who do believe their every word is earth changing.

    I feel a bit bad about number 1 I too have blogged about my mojo going AWOL and leaving me wordless

  15. S~DLT April 21, 2012 at 16:29 #

    Those were fun! Good luck getting all of your work done!

  16. Maggie L R April 21, 2012 at 17:17 #

    Great fun, I love coming here and having a laugh..

    • Tilly Bud April 22, 2012 at 11:50 #

      Excellent! I love people telling me they love coming here and having a laugh, despite my Malteser edict.

  17. SchmidleysScribbling April 21, 2012 at 17:34 #

    Considering you are not here it is damn busy. Dianne

  18. kateshrewsday April 21, 2012 at 18:14 #

    Good luck with the final three days. I feel like the kids in Chitty Bang Bang waiting for Professor Potts to come out of the garage.

    • Tilly Bud April 21, 2012 at 18:22 #

      Oh dear…it’s not exciting at all. You might want to put me in a lookout box and airlift me over the English Channel when you find out.

  19. Marion Driessen April 21, 2012 at 18:37 #

    Leaving a smile, just for you :)

    • Tilly Bud April 22, 2012 at 11:52 #

      What a lovely gift! Thank you :)

  20. restlessjo April 21, 2012 at 21:06 #

    You’re SO worth it!

  21. Pseu April 22, 2012 at 13:15 #

    If ‘blog-off’ isn’t a swear word, perhaps it should be? :)

  22. Madeleine Begun Kane April 24, 2012 at 06:57 #

    These are great fun! I especially liked:

    “Blogger one: I have nothing to say.

    Blogger Two: You should blog about it.”

    • Tilly Bud April 27, 2012 at 09:25 #

      That one really hit home with me :)

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