Thanks to Sidey for this one. It might lose a little something in the translation if English is not your first language, so apologies for that.
I went to visit my friend today. His wife was sat there with their newborn baby. She asked if I’d like to wind it.
I thought that was a bit harsh so I gave it a dead leg instead.
They say a joke’s not funny if you have to explain it, but here goes:
Winding the baby: rubbing its back/tummy to make it vomit all over your best top.
Winding a person: hitting them in the stomach so they can’t breathe and are in a lot of pain…kind of like when I give the Hub an affectionate pat on the belly.
Dead leg: get a friend to hit your thigh, hard, with the side of a fist. Try to walk. Pick yourself up off the floor and groan in pain.