Four men met at a hospital where their wives were giving birth. A nurse approached Adam and said, “Congratulations, it’s twins.”
Adam said, “That’s a coincidence, I work for the Minnesota Twins.”
Soon after, a nurse told Brian, “Congratulations, you’ve got triplets.”
Brian said, “Another coincidence: I’m a director for 3 Musketeers.”
Another nurse arrived to tell Chad, ”Congratulations! It’s quads!” Chad laughed and said, “And I work at a Four Seasons hotel.”
Suddenly, Dave fainted. When he came to, Adam, Brian and Chad asked what happened.
Dave gulped, “I work for 7-Eleven…”