Thanks to my friend Cliff for this one.
The Grim Reaper (Photo credit: Helico)
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The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner.
Talk about Dyson with death.
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This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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that was too funny! i always get your joke right before i retire for bed. it is great! i go to bed with a smile, and this helps me forget about my day. thanks!
I’m glad!
uuuuggghh….very good…
I love jokes like this. Simple but always provide a little chuckle
We also do shaggy dog stories and pun wincers that make your eyes water
Oh groan! (but it’s good one!)
Hahahaha. Love it.
*smile … here you can see what a real Dyson can do for us girls – http://youtu.be/zEj9bvnEJDQ – funny.
Brilliant! I want one!
Don’t we all .. *smile
Love it!!!
I like this only because I read it. Unfortunately, I didn’t understand it. Maybe it’s too late in the day here.
Humour is always subjective