Me: I bought milk from Farmfoods. A pound each, but on offer at two for £1.80. That’s 90p each. I did the maths for you because I know how you struggle.
Hub: I didn’t realise you’d borrowed my calculator.
The most dreadful realisation came upon me: I had no comeback.
I need a break at the funny farm.
Strangely, the Hub agrees with me.