Joke 450

16 Jun

 

 

Kissing Black-tailed Prairie Dogs (Cynomys lud...

Kissing Black-tailed Prairie Dogs (Cynomys ludovicianus). Français : Chiens de prairie à queue noire (Cynomys ludovicianus) se faisant la bise. 日本語: キスしてるオグロプレーリードッグ (Cynomys ludovicianus) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

From ajokeaday.com

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A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.

“Why don’t you do that?” said the wife.

“Honey,” replied her husband, “I don’t even know her!”

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And a bonus, though it’s not so much a joke as a truism; also from ajokeaday.com

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

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8 Responses to “Joke 450”

  1. robincoyle June 16, 2012 at 04:42 #

    You slay me. I think I say that at least once a week. But it is true.

  2. jmgoyder June 16, 2012 at 05:20 #

    I love that picture!

  3. bluebee June 16, 2012 at 11:53 #

    The kind of joke my father would make (and then chuckle at his own smartypantsness and my mother’s raised left eyebrow :-D ) How cute are those prairie dogs!

  4. viveka June 16, 2012 at 22:10 #

    Love … and get it … even the pitcure. Brilliant.

  5. grannymar June 18, 2012 at 05:23 #

    Too true. Love the Prairie Dogs.

  6. Perfecting Motherhood June 18, 2012 at 19:24 #

    Brilliant!

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