This is from my friend Cliff.
English: Petrol filling station on the A 590 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
I used to go out with a girl who worked at a petrol station.
When she dumped me, I couldn’t drive past her work place without filling up.
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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Tilly …. ????!!!!! *smile
Baaaaad!
mmmm’ I am still thinking about that! As you have a bad arm I have put you on the Big Red Bus even though you did not say that you were coming. You have got the honorary seat…….I will look after you!
Hope you are feeling better!
Damn, I miss you.
Naughty!