Goldfish (Photo credit: Miles Metcalfe)
A this-one-might-take-a-second from my friend Cliff.
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A man goes to the vet with his goldfish. “It keeps having fits,” he tells the vet.
The vet examines it then says, “It looks okay to me.”
The man replies, “I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet.”
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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Looks like he needs the fishkisser.
Don’t we all?
Blow him a kiss from me.
He sends two back.
I still don’t get it.
Hehe! Try taking a fish out of water and see what happens…
I must admit I think I got it … but not too sure and if I got it .. it wasn’t that great. Tilly, you’re priceless *laughter
Read my reply to adinparadise if you’re unsure
That helped .. no, that wasn’t the way I got – it’s really good. *smile
If it made you laugh, it doesn’t matter if you had a different idea
I’m a bit slow at times … *smile
Strangely we were just talking about goldfish! I was recollecting reading about a woman who took her goldfish to the vet because it was ‘drinking too much’. She said it was going ‘Om Om’ all the time and had drunk half of the water. It didn’t occur to her to check the tank for leaks. Oh dear!
Good grief! That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in ages
I bet that response put him in his plaice
Groooooaann!
Oh dear… ouch!
Fish abuse Tilly?
I don’t know why, but your comment really tickled me
That’s horrible and messed up…I love it!
You’re going to fit right in here