Spud taught me how to download pictures from Facebook!
Shakespeare does the Hokey-Cokey:
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A recent Facebook status written by Spud:
“The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity.” – Abraham Lincoln.
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The photographs of my poems from the Bolton Arts Trail post are too small for you to read. If you are interested, I posted them on my poetry blog.
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And finally:
The name of a spammer in my spam box today – possibly my favourite piece of spam ever:
Home made penis extenders
My mind has never been so boggled. Roll out the chopsticks!
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Home made?? They must be good then.
Loved the Abraham Lincoln Internet quote.
Don’t you love when the children have to teach us something. They come in so handy with the technology. Good old Abe, he was very wise. The home made idea is a little off putting to say the least. Makes me think of the Dark Ages and the Rack.
Gruesome!
I wonder what brought the homemade penis extender searcher arrive at your blog? LOL
I recently found a search term “defluffing my minge”. They must have been reading my mind, because there certainly wasn’t anything on the blog about it!
Ewww!
I love Spud.
Okay, two crates of Maltesers for you!
I’ll keep an eye out for the postman…
That’s going to be a very long eye…
I am laughing my ass off over here! That Shakespeare piece is wonderful, and the spam is terrific! Thanks for the guffaw!
Happy to oblige
That last one shocked me, bleh! Then I read it again and burst out laughing.
Me too
This was all great stuff, Tilly ….. Home made penis extenders ?????? Feel sorry for the men sometimes *smile
Crossing my legs at the thought
Nice pastiche post.
I meant montage. Although there was a pastiche.
I always thought Shakespeare could have said it so we would understand it if he had tried!!!
He did! That’s how they all spoke back then
The internet quote reminds me of something I heard once about a team of archaeologists who discovered a collection of old coins with the date 100BC.
That spammer was me.
I’d love to see the Blue Peter instructions.
Here’s one I made earlier… kidding
That is just hilarious
THis is too hilarious!! I’m going to have to share it on FB..if I can…I’ll make the atempt, anyway!!!
You can click the FB link at the bottom of the post.
“Surely canst go, girl” – haha. Hilarious post, Tilly. Thanks
Thanks! I wish I’d written it.
Yeah, I’ve wondered about that one.