These Feet Were Made For Rubbing

5 Jul

I haven’t yet told you about my foot rub.

During my week off I had a morning at Stockport Town Hall, at a free event.  I was offered advice, pens and tote bags.  Also, key rings, energy saver plugs, and cupcakes.  There was more, but I’m not greedy.

I met the Mayor; which is to say, I asked her if I could take her photograph and she shoved aside the minder trying to shove me aside, and posed.  The minder minds the Mayoral Chain, not the Mayor: a mayor can be (and is) replaced (each year); the chain is valuable enough to require a permanent minder.  I got my photo so I didn’t mind.

I discovered a room full of massage tables and pretty smells.  I have previously experienced a head massage, full body massage and a facial, so I opted for a foot rub.

‘Rub’ is too weak a word to describe thirty minutes of bliss: if honey is the nectar of the gods, foot rubs are the bees knees.  Feet are the true windows to the soul. 

An Angel With Dirty Feet

 The rubmeister was Wendy, who has a permanent stall at Stockport’s indoor market; she does other things to your body besides make your feet smile.  If you are ever in the area, tell her The Relaxed Housewife sent you.  She doesn’t use the internet or read this blog so she’ll think you’re nuts, but once she’s finished with your feet, you won’t care.

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33 Responses to “These Feet Were Made For Rubbing”

  1. mairedubhtx July 5, 2012 at 12:54 #

    Sounds heavenly.

  2. vivinfrance July 5, 2012 at 13:21 #

    Having just sat down after two and a half hours on my feet making blackcurrant jelly that was reluctant to set, then clearing up the disaster area which was my kitchen, I REALLY WANT A FOOT (and back) MASSAGE.

  3. jmgoyder July 5, 2012 at 14:35 #

    I would love one of those!
    Very funny post – I snuck in to have a peek!
    Still having WP problems – argh.

  4. colonialist July 5, 2012 at 14:50 #

    If she tried it on me, involuntary reflex would probably result in a kick which would send her into orbit. My tootsies are ticklish!

  5. adinparadise July 5, 2012 at 14:57 #

    I also want a necklace like that. ;) Foot rubs are better than sex.(Don’t tell hubby.) ;)

  6. Patti July 5, 2012 at 15:42 #

    I don’t know….my feet are pretty ticklish. I am not so sure it would relax me.

  7. SchmidleysScribbling July 5, 2012 at 15:50 #

    Oh my, I will have what she’s having. Try the full monty, its grand. Dianne

  8. gigihawaii July 5, 2012 at 16:49 #

    I have a pedicure every 4-6 weeks and have a nice foot and calf massage before she polishes my nails. Wonderful!

  9. siggiofmaine July 5, 2012 at 17:50 #

    Been there, done that, will do it again and again ! A foot massage is the bee’s knees for sure. Such heaven if the right person does it. (unfortunately all who think they are massage goddesses don’t have the knack, but they are far and few between…so don’t give up if you meet one of these). A good foot massage is mood elevating and wonderful !
    So many people should get over the idea that they don’t want their feet touched or are ticklish …
    Heaven indeed.
    Peace,
    Siggi in Downeast Maine

    • parentsfriend July 5, 2012 at 17:57 #

      One of my 12 Daily Emotional Fitness Exercises says “Indulge in a Healthy Pleasure. Mateser, as long as you do not over dose, are one. Massages another. Pinned this: http://pinterest.com/pin/147141112796151059/

      • Tilly Bud - The Laughing Housewife July 8, 2012 at 07:15 #

        Thank you Katherine. I appreciate it every time you pin one of my posts. I always visit but I don’t want to sign up for Pinterest so I can’t Like or comment.

  10. Daydreamertoo July 5, 2012 at 18:10 #

    Oh, that foot massage sounds divine. The mayor’s chain looks soooooo heavy, it’s a wonder it didn’t make her bend forwards… LOL

  11. grannymar July 5, 2012 at 18:43 #

    I love having a foot massage, pure heaven.

  12. robincoyle July 5, 2012 at 20:23 #

    The mayor’s necklace is a tad over the top.

  13. granny1947 July 5, 2012 at 20:38 #

    My next door neighbour in Cape Town gave me a foot massage….it was unbelievably painful.
    I think this means I have the dreaded lurgy.

  14. kateshrewsday July 5, 2012 at 22:12 #

    Ooooh. Just what I could do with now…looks just lovely, Tilly

  15. Al July 5, 2012 at 23:03 #

    You make that foot rub sound great…..did you know the human foot has 26 bones, 33 joints, 107 ligaments, 19 muscles and tendons? (love that wikipedia) The two feet make up 25% of the bones in your body. Not only are they the window to the soul, they pretty much keep the soul upright.

  16. laurieanichols July 6, 2012 at 03:09 #

    I think that next time you’re feeling a little bit under the weather you may ask for a foot rub from the Hub. I am very glad that you got to experience a professional foot rub you definitely deserve to be pampered.

  17. bluebee July 6, 2012 at 12:21 #

    I’d take a massage of the head, neck, back or feet over anything else every time – pure bliss, indeed

  18. katharinetrauger July 6, 2012 at 16:25 #

    Loved this. Thanks for successfully tempting me to get a massage! ;-)

  19. Perfecting Motherhood July 7, 2012 at 05:20 #

    I really need to get me one of those foot massages, I LOVE to have my feet massaged. I can’t stand to have my back touched because my twisted vertebrae and my herniated disks can be painful to the touch, but a head massage and a foot massage sound like heaven right now…

  20. benzeknees August 3, 2012 at 05:41 #

    Can you please clone Wendy & send her over to the colonies, specifically Edmonton, Canada?

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