what are word for? (Photo credit: Darwin Bell)
An email doing the rounds, sent by my friend Michelle.
Life’s Truths For Adults
- Part of a best friend’s job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
- There is nothing worse than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
- There is great need for a sarcasm font.
- Really, how ARE you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
- Obituaries would be more interesting if they told you how the person died.
- Was learning cursive really necessary?
- There comes a point when you can’t remember the last time you weren’t at least kind of tired.
- Bad decisions make good stories.
- You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
- Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? Otherwise, we have to restart the collection…again.
- It is terrifying to exit out of Word and it asks if you want to save changes to your ten-page technical report that you swear you did not make any changes to.
- “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means you will never wash this – ever.
- Leaving the house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
- Some people’s phone numbers must be kept in your phone just so you know not to answer when they call.
- The freezer deserves a light as well.
- Sometimes, you watch a movie that you watched when younger and suddenly realize you had no idea what was going on when you first saw it.
- Most people would rather try to carry ten over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take two trips to bring in the groceries.
- The only time you look forward to a red light is when you’re trying to finish a text.
- It is difficult to decipher the fine line between boredom and hunger.
- How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?
- Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Trousers never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
- There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
- Sometimes you can look down at your watch three consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
- Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but can find and push the snooze button from three feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
you made some excellent points!!!!
True
Some of these are piercingly true, Who or what is Blue Ray?
But I’m NEVER wrong!
I so agree about the old movie one. Hahaha @ “trousers never get dirty.” I think some men would wear their suit trousers for a decade or more and never even think about getting them cleaned. 
Ha, sarcasm font would be awesome.
I larfed and larfed when I read these. And now that so many of my peers are dropping off, I sure would like some information as to how it happened. And listening to the garbled speech of my grandson has reminded me how hard I try to understand incomprehensible people and then give up and pretend I know what they are talking about.
hahahaha sarcasm font.
LOL – love that last one! so so true.
you’re supposed to fold the sheets? hm.
Re number 4 – the one and only useful thing I learned from a jailbird (Martha Stewart)
How true… How true… in England and America. We are so alike…
Is it cold hearted to agree that Obituaries should give more details especially when an old enemy dies
I need numbers!
So true:
There is nothing worse than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
There comes a point when you can’t remember the last time you weren’t at least kind of tired.
It is terrifying to exit out of Word and it asks if you want to save changes to your ten-page technical report that you swear you did not make any changes to.
Leaving the house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. – or having a good hair day when you’re stuck at home all day!
Most people would rather try to carry ten over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take two trips to bring in the groceries.
It is difficult to decipher the fine line between boredom and hunger.
How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said? – or they cotton on and yell at me to put my ears in!
Jeans never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far. – my husband does this thing to the office chair where he unclicks something so it’ll tilt back then I sit in it and go tilting right back, much to my horror!
Sometimes you can look down at your watch three consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
Not true:
Was learning cursive really necessary?
“Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means you will never wash this – ever.
An independent thinker, I see