A message from my friend Cliff:
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My boss told me, “Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.”
Am now sat in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Batman costume.
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This Is Me:
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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Freaking hilarious LOL…too funny. I have to agree, lol too funny
you are so silly………lol, that was a funny one………..
Oh I love this one!
There’s nothing like a good giggle at 6.00 before work! Thanks!
Hehehe, Have a great week, Tilly.
Now THAT is funny!
It seems so, judging by the comments
That is great! Thanks so much for starting my every day with a smile
My pleasure
Priceless