From ajokeaday.com
English: A hot air balloon in flight at the Mid-Hudson Valley balloon festival along the Hudson River in Poughkeepsie, New York (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Three men are in a hot-air balloon. They find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere.
One of the men says, “I have an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far enough for someone to hear us.”
He leans over the basket and yells out, “Helllloooooo! Where are we?” They hear the echo several times.
Fifteen minutes later, the men in the balloon hear an echoing voice: “Helllloooooo! You’re lost!!”
One of the men says, “That must be a Microsoft service tech!”
Puzzled, one of the other men asks, “Why do you say that?”
The man replies: “For three reasons: (1) He took a long time to answer (2) He was absolutely correct and (3) His answer was absolutely useless.”
















for Microsoft read WordPress happy engineer.
‘Experts’, especially technical ones, tend to be all cut from the same cloth.
I almost substituted ‘Microsoft engineer’ for ‘WordPress engineer’, but I don’t want to be turfed out of my blog.
I was soooo tempted
I first heard this as lost in mist in a helicopter in Seattle. Asking at a building, the hand help sign said
utside”
I just fell down a wormhole in your blog and ended up back in September 2011 – are you in CERN, experimenting?
Are you concerned?
Haha