Joke 484

Viveka at My Guilty Pleasures let me use this one.  Thanks!

English: The Red-eyed Tree Frog (Litoria chloris) found in eastern Australia. Français : Litoria chloris, une grenouille arboricole de l’est australien. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Lena was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.  She went in to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”

She did and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there is a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!”

Lena said, “That’s okay.”  For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, and women will flock to him.”

Lena replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman, and he will only have eyes for me.”  So, KAZAM – she became the most beautiful woman in the world.

For her second wish she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.  The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world, and he will be ten times richer than you.”

Lena said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”  So, KAZAM she became the richest woman in the world.

The frog asked her what she would like for her third wish.

She said, ”I’d like a mild heart attack.”

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