Another one from Elizabeth at Mirth & Motivation.
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Sylve was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly, “I have something I must confess.”
“There’s no need,” his wife replied.
“No,” he insisted, “I want to die in peace. I slept with you, your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!”
“I know, I know,” his wife replied. “Now just rest and let the poison work.”
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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Brilliant!
That gave me a chuckle at 5.30 am!
Oh good grief.!
LOL! Love it!
And you wonder why I cook my own meals?
What did you do that you think that’s necessary…?
What did you do that you think that’s necessary…?
Haaaaaaa Haaaaa Excellent one !
Oh…now that struck me as really funny.
This is up my alley … brilliant