An old one from Will & Guy.
Pentecostal Preacher (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
After the church service, seven-year old Brian said to the preacher, “When I grow up, I’m going to give you some money.”
“Well, thank you,” the preacher replied, “but why?”
“Because my daddy says that you’re one of the poorest preachers we’ve ever had.”
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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Oh…that was a good one!
This is a great joke…and I’m thinking probably based upon a true situation!
Debra
You’re probably right
You’re probably right
Very good! Out of the mouth of babes and little children……
I was an elementary school counselor for many years. You would not believe the things that kids told me. Their parents would have been mortified if they only knew what tales the kids were eager to tell…..
Now you HAVE to write a post about it!
Now you HAVE to write a post about it!
Great one … thanks.
OK, I had to send that one to my minister.
Ouch!