Two cute ones from Will & Guy.
Nicola, eight years old, told her parents that David Parsons had kissed her after lessons.
“How did that happen?” asked her mother.
“It wasn’t easy,” admitted the young lady, “but three girls helped me catch him.”
Daddy was driving with five-year old Alice one day, and honked his car horn by mistake.
Alice turned and looked at Daddy for an explanation.
Daddy: I did that by accident.
Alice: I know that, Daddy.
Daddy: How do you know?
Alice: Because you didn’t say ‘IDIOT!’ afterwards.