Vasectomy Dog And A Frog Disease Called Awesome

2 Aug

 

I was going to tell you about yesterday but it will have to wait until tomorrow because today I am a day late sharing the searches that found my blog.

1037 people arrived here in July via search engines; fairly slim pickings again, but here is a sample:

teeth

teeth (Photo credit: jfraser)

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They sound pretty smart to me

  • the stupid things dogs and cats do with quotes

Erm…

  • funny cancer
  • death sleep cartoon
  • cute buttocks
  • footrub mother in law
  • frog disease called awesome
  • bits of skin under armpit
  • vasectomy dog funny
  • irish authoress armpits

Amusing searches, apparently

  • things that no longer exist

I’m insulted

  • ugliest yorkie

There’s no place like…

  • homesick cartoons
  • cow government

I’m not going there

  • husband cemetery

Rejected Olympic Sports

  • granny laughing
  • back door porn
  • kitten scowling
  • window cleaning with a pole

There’s no ‘i’ in…

  • harry arm pits

Always with the teeth

  • smile and the world will smile with you .. no teeth guys
  • ugly big teeth cartoon
  • we lost a lot of good men out there teeth extraction
  • african woman messed up teeth
  • one direction bad teeth too serious
  • boy boring

Weirdest prize I ever heard of

  • sharks win bulls

They think I know famous people

  • julia roberts armpits revealed
  • julia roberts biceps
  • julia bathe
  • julia roberts story
  • secret rooms in buckingham palace
  • robert pattinson armpits
  • who is cesar millan girlfriend now
  • plastic face can’t smile

He gets rich from everything

  • simon cowell teeth money

 

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29 Responses to “Vasectomy Dog And A Frog Disease Called Awesome”

  1. Pseu August 2, 2012 at 10:57 #

    Jam yesterday, jam tomorrow, but never jam today, as my ma used to say.

    • Tilly Bud - The Laughing Housewife August 2, 2012 at 22:37 #

      That’s an odd one; what does it mean?

      • Pseu August 2, 2012 at 22:52 #

        I was reminded of it when you said this:

        ‘I was going to tell you about yesterday but it will have to wait until tomorrow’ –

        My Mum used to say it, with regards to us wanting something we couldn’t have ‘You can have it sometime – but not today.. you’ll have to wait…. ‘

        and it originated from Lewis Carol, in ‘Through the looking glass’ –
        translated as meaning, according to this website – http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/jam-tomorrow.html as meaning:
        “Some pleasant event in the future, which is never likely to materialize!”

  2. jmgoyder August 2, 2012 at 11:03 #

    I haven’t laughed this much for ages!

  3. adinparadise August 2, 2012 at 12:08 #

    Hahahaha. I remember those JR armpits, but have not a clue about Robert Pattinson. :D

  4. laurieanichols August 2, 2012 at 12:26 #

    I would never have never thought in a million yeqrs that armpits would generate so much intrigue. I guess I am not quite in the know, you know.

  5. viveka August 2, 2012 at 18:11 #

    Wonder … how cancer can be funny ????!!!! When I read what people has been searching after – I say like the Swedish author Wilhem Moberg said – I feel sorry for the human race.

  6. Gobetween August 2, 2012 at 19:42 #

    I am soooo jealous, mine are all so dull :(

  7. SchmidleysScribbling August 2, 2012 at 20:16 #

    What you found surfing the Internet is scary and weird. What’s the obsession with Julia Robers? I am getting old I think, cause its lost on me. Dianne

  8. colonialist August 2, 2012 at 22:15 #

    You get some seriously weird visitors!

  9. Nick August 3, 2012 at 03:17 #

    I love your blog and wanted to let you know I nominated you for an award!!

    http://shittalkinnick.wordpress.com/2012/08/02/my-first-blogging-award/

  10. tarrtarr August 3, 2012 at 04:29 #

    heheheh that was hilarous

  11. Three Well Beings August 3, 2012 at 06:36 #

    I never even check up on these things…you now have me very curious! I think you must do an excellent job at tagging…there’s an art to it, and I don’t have a clue! :-) Fun! Debra

  12. eof737 August 3, 2012 at 06:58 #

    Where does all this stuff come from? ;-)

  13. grannymar August 3, 2012 at 13:34 #

    TAKE NOTE: ‘irish authoress armpits’ has nothing to do with me! :lol:

  14. Perfecting Motherhood August 6, 2012 at 02:36 #

    Cow government? Did I miss a post???

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