I was going to tell you about yesterday but it will have to wait until tomorrow because today I am a day late sharing the searches that found my blog.
1037 people arrived here in July via search engines; fairly slim pickings again, but here is a sample:
teeth (Photo credit: jfraser)
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They sound pretty smart to me
- the stupid things dogs and cats do with quotes
Erm…
- funny cancer
- death sleep cartoon
- cute buttocks
- footrub mother in law
- frog disease called awesome
- bits of skin under armpit
- vasectomy dog funny
- irish authoress armpits
Amusing searches, apparently
- things that no longer exist
I’m insulted
- ugliest yorkie
There’s no place like…
- homesick cartoons
- cow government
I’m not going there
- husband cemetery
Rejected Olympic Sports
- granny laughing
- back door porn
- kitten scowling
- window cleaning with a pole
There’s no ‘i’ in…
- harry arm pits
Always with the teeth
- smile and the world will smile with you .. no teeth guys
- ugly big teeth cartoon
- we lost a lot of good men out there teeth extraction
- african woman messed up teeth
- one direction bad teeth too serious
- boy boring
Weirdest prize I ever heard of
- sharks win bulls
They think I know famous people
- julia roberts armpits revealed
- julia roberts biceps
- julia bathe
- julia roberts story
- secret rooms in buckingham palace
- robert pattinson armpits
- who is cesar millan girlfriend now
- plastic face can’t smile
He gets rich from everything
- simon cowell teeth money
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The Laughing Housewife 
Jam yesterday, jam tomorrow, but never jam today, as my ma used to say.
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That’s an odd one; what does it mean?
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I was reminded of it when you said this:
‘I was going to tell you about yesterday but it will have to wait until tomorrow’ –
My Mum used to say it, with regards to us wanting something we couldn’t have ‘You can have it sometime – but not today.. you’ll have to wait…. ‘
and it originated from Lewis Carol, in ‘Through the looking glass’ –
translated as meaning, according to this website – http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/jam-tomorrow.html as meaning:
“Some pleasant event in the future, which is never likely to materialize!”
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I learn something new every day! Thanks for explaining 🙂
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I haven’t laughed this much for ages!
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Hahahaha. I remember those JR armpits, but have not a clue about Robert Pattinson. 😀
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I would never have never thought in a million yeqrs that armpits would generate so much intrigue. I guess I am not quite in the know, you know.
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I think you should be glad about that 🙂
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Wonder … how cancer can be funny ????!!!! When I read what people has been searching after – I say like the Swedish author Wilhem Moberg said – I feel sorry for the human race.
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I think it’s to do with just typing key words; but it does make for some funny searches 🙂
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I am soooo jealous, mine are all so dull 😦
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I don’t know why mine aren’t – but I’m glad 🙂
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What you found surfing the Internet is scary and weird. What’s the obsession with Julia Robers? I am getting old I think, cause its lost on me. Dianne
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Not me! I don’t go looking for this stuff…it finds me 🙂
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You get some seriously weird visitors!
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I really do!
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I love your blog and wanted to let you know I nominated you for an award!!
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Thanks Nick!
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heheheh that was hilarous
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Check your own searches; it’s a gold mine 🙂
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I never even check up on these things…you now have me very curious! I think you must do an excellent job at tagging…there’s an art to it, and I don’t have a clue! 🙂 Fun! Debra
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I find it bizarre but I love it 🙂
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Where does all this stuff come from? 😉
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Weird people on the internet. I wonder why they end up here?
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TAKE NOTE: ‘irish authoress armpits’ has nothing to do with me! 😆
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Hehe 😀
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Cow government? Did I miss a post???
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No, just strange searchers 🙂
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