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From Will & Guy.
These are said to be genuine newspaper headlines:
- Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
- Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
- Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
- Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
- Eye Drops off Shelf
- Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
- Shot Off Woman’s Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
- Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe
- Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
- Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
- Deer Kill 17,000
- Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
- Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
- Fire British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
- Worcester Residents Can Drop Off Trees
- Include your Children When Baking Cookies
Hilarious.
Happy 500th!
I don’t usually say lol but this time I have to – LOL!!!!!
Oh my goodness, Tilly! Thanks so much for my waking up laughs. These are wonderful.
Oh my! These are really funny. I always wonder if they’re real though.
Me too. But we can laugh either way
Lol, Ya gotta wonder if the headline writers are not paying attention or trying to get a laugh.
The latter, I fear.
I would love to think they did it on purpose
I’d stay far away from that deer!!!!
Congratulation to 500th mark.
Thanks!
I got as far as ‘Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case’, when my eyes clear, I’ll be back to read the remainder of the list.
I am never crossing that bridge…
Brilliant, Tilly
Such a shame about that Soviet ship..
I found the best way to start my day, sit back with my coffee and read your post. Always good to start with a good laugh.
It’s always good to hear nice things about me.
You are banned from having a Malteser.
And thank you
They’re all very funny but I think my favorite is “Kids Make Nutritious Snacks”. If you’re an ogre, they do!
Told you cows can’t be trusted!
You did!
You did!
I’m quite intrigued by “Kids Make Nutritious Snacks”. I have four of them you know…
It does make you wonder the value of a degree in journalism.