From Pun of the Day.
I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forget how it goes.
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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Very punny!
Nice. I heard this one recently: “If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream.”
Good one
This one I didn’t get …. I think *laughing
Its like amnesia and deja vu at the same time – I think I’ve forgotten this before.
I used to have a photographic memory, but it was never developed
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That one was good,,lol……..I think..I’l have to read it again….
Amnesia is nothing to joke about. I forget why.
You crack me up, Al
Were you at my place yesterday? This happens to me all the time!