Joke 515

Dog sunny Day Afternoon (Photo credit: allert)

My friend Cliff forwarded this email doing the rounds.

Why Some Men Have A Dog And No Wife:

• The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
• Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
• Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
• A dog’s parents never visit.
• Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
• Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
• Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 
• A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”
• If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 
• A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
• If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad.  They just think it’s interesting.
• If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

To test this theory:

Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.

Then open it and see who’s happy to see you.

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