Whoops! I checked my scheduled joke last night – time, punctuation, layout – everything seemed fine.
No joke this morning… It helps if you check the date when you schedule posts, I find.
Here are some puns to celebrate the start of the Paralympics.
From Pun of the Day.
- He has been a jogger for three years running.
- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
From the cartoon strip, Rhymes With Orange.
- Doctor to Gondolier: You’ll have to give up work. You’ve got Venice elbow.