Dinner Fork in the Road (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Whoops! I checked my scheduled joke last night – time, punctuation, layout – everything seemed fine.
No joke this morning… It helps if you check the date when you schedule posts, I find.
Here are some puns to celebrate the start of the Paralympics.
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From Pun of the Day.
- He has been a jogger for three years running.
- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
From the cartoon strip, Rhymes With Orange.
- Doctor to Gondolier: You’ll have to give up work. You’ve got Venice elbow.
Puns: tick
Venice elbow: groan.
I love your unusualness!
Oooh. Isn’t that a little like the food that cooks more quickly if you turn on the stove?
So today the joke’s on you, Dear!
Groan.
Tilly …. this must be a joke *laughing …
I love a good pun. Venice Elbow . . . hahahaha,
A woman of taste