From Will & Guy.
Advice For Women
Torso di Barbie (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
- Aspire to be Barbie. That girl has everything.
- If the shoe fits, buy them in every colour.
- Take life with a pinch of salt. A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
- Go on the 30 day diet. I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days.
- When life gets you down, put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
- Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
- Don’t get your knickers in a knot. It solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
- When life gives you lemons, turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
- Remember: wherever there is a good-looking, sweet, single man – there is probably some woman tired of his behaviour.
- Keep your chin up: only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
- If it has tyres or testicles, it’s going to give you trouble.
- By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she’s wrong.
As the mom of three girls, the last one spoke to me. Sigh.
I have sons; they are their father’s problem
that was good and so true!!!!!
I like the last one best.
What woman would not agree with all of those ..especially the last one!
You are priceless !!
I hate Barbie.
You made me laugh out loud. Thanks
Anytime.
My sons are in their 30′s. I can see the light at the end of the tunnel!
Hahahaha. Love all of these, Tilly.
Go on the 30 day diet. I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days – absolute brilliant … how true hasn’t that been through the years.
If the shoe fits, buy them in every colour – is still the truth in my world .. always do. *smile
Really good .. this is one of your best. Thanks for a big generous smile
I can’t take the credit – I’m just the messenger.
Glad it made you smile, though
Doesn’t matter … it’s so great – so thanks for the BIiIiIIIIIIg smile.
I had to check my daughter’s Barbie dolls….yep, all got belly buttons. It was easy because for some reason…..they’re all naked right now. Except Ken. Great….I have Barbie porn in my house.
Hehehehe
I’ll keep it polite. Wouldn’t want to lose my Maltesers.
The PMS one made hubby laugh hard. The shoe one is how I’d shop.
Thanks for all the one-liners I think that’s all I could have handled tonight.