Doug: I think my marriage is in trouble.
Bill: Why do you say that?
Doug: Today I overheard my wife telling a friend she prefers fishing to sex. ”It’s not as boring,” she said.
“Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.”
“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.”