From sarasotaweddingjokes.
cropped version of Image:Grouchoicon.jpg – “Self-made caricature of Groucho Marx” (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Doug: I think my marriage is in trouble.
Bill: Why do you say that?
Doug: Today I overheard my wife telling a friend she prefers fishing to sex. ”It’s not as boring,” she said.
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“Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.”
Mickey Rooney.
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“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.”
Groucho Marx.
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Chuckles!
Excellent!
Great ones. Thanks for the smile.
Oh some smiles for my Monday..thanks!
Some of these I’ve heard before, but still good the second time around!