From Will & Guy.
Jacob, aged 92, and Rebecca, aged 89, living in Devon, are excited about their decision to marry. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist’s. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”
The chemist answers, “Yes.”
Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”
Chemist: “Of course we do.”
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?”
Chemist: “Definitely.”
Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer’s?”
Chemist: “Yes, a large variety. The works.”
Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, fibre powders?”
Chemist: “Absolutely.”
Jacob: “Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”
Chemist: “We sure do.”
Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”
Chemist: “All speeds and sizes.”
Jacob: “In that case, we’d like to use this store for our wedding presents list.”
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Now that is brilliant!
This is just great. I haven’t had a laugh in a while! Thank you!
That bit about poking old folks at funerals though.. that’s wicked, hee hee hee…
Don’t blame me – I’m just passing it on
Glad you laughed. We tell a joke a day around here, so come back when you need a giggle.
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Thank you! That’s very nice of you
Didn’t see that punch line coming!
Brilliant !!! Great …. thanks for a good laugh again.
I totally did not expect the punch line! I really did *Laugh Out Loud*! Thanks for the laugh, housewife!
My pleasure! Do you have a blog so I can return your visit?
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I get inside your head – I’ve heard that. But not in a good way, apparently
Thanks for the link.
My pleasure! Do you have a blog so I can return your visit?
I just read this one recently by North Americanized because they wanted to use the drugstore for their bridal registry. Ha,ha