Wedding Quotes from Will & Guy.
You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
Any husband who says, “My wife and I are completely equal partners,” is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewellery.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.