This was sent to me by quite a few people, so chances are you’ve seen it, but it’s still worth sharing.
Thanks to everyone who sent this and other jokes. Please keep them coming.
Foie gras with onions and figs (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION
After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here’s the final word on nutrition and health:
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
6. The French eat foie-gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
how true this is!!! i majored in Spanish in high school and today remember very little, but i do recognize words and have been known to turn around to Mexican’s behind me in a waiting line and let them know that understood every word they say!!!
Oh…now that’s advice I can live with…I’m off to my foreign language class!
Thanks for the evening laugh.
Always a pleasure!
I hadn’t seen this one before but it makes a lot of sense – haha!
I didn’t expect that! Made me laugh, with surprise and mirth
Like it!! Maltesers for you!
to be honest I think it’s all the fries you eat – but you could be right .. maybe it’s the language that is problem …. so you should all start to learn Swedish and you will be okay.
Good advice
I will send you a link so you can start straight away – http://youtu.be/jrpC03bUYMs – good luck!
Thanks!
I wish there was a “LOVE this” button!
This is great!
Oui, oui, madame. Si habla deutsche.
Baie danke!
Had me going for a while, Tilly. Could be the figs!
I love figs and I love this too.
hahaha! I’m headed to the state fair for a while this evening, so it’s good to know I don’t have to be careful about what I consume, as my fate is apparently already sealed!
Hope you had a good time, a full belly and don’t sue me if you explode.
I agree, it has to do with speaking English. Or even worse, American English!