Joke 541

Australia 2009 (Photo credit: stoofstraat)

Thanks to Lindsay in Australia for this one, my new favourite joke.

I got a call the other day from an old friend I’d lost touch with.

She said she was holidaying nearby at a nudist retreat and asked, “Would you come visit me this weekend?” I said, “Why not? I’ve got nothing on.”

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terry1954 September 15, 2012 at 04:18 #

lol

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Kate Kresse September 15, 2012 at 04:59 #

malteser time for tilly girl

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- Tilly Bud - The Laughing Housewife September 15, 2012 at 12:06 #
  
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granny1947 September 15, 2012 at 08:11 #

Hehehe…good one.

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adinparadise September 15, 2012 at 08:34 #

Love it, Tilly. Have you got anything exciting on this weekend?

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- Tilly Bud - The Laughing Housewife September 15, 2012 at 12:06 #
  
  Just some old jeans and a holey t-shirt.
  
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  - grannymar September 15, 2012 at 17:20 #
    
    That t-shirt… more holey than godly as Barbara’s Nana used to say!
    
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sharechair September 15, 2012 at 13:08 #

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viveka September 15, 2012 at 19:44 #

Linda … Linda !!!! You need more Maltesers … now! *smile

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- Tilly Bud - The Laughing Housewife September 16, 2012 at 08:27 #
  
  Always!
  
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All-Nudist September 22, 2012 at 22:25 #

Cute! We’re stealing this, if you don’t mind! How about a trade?

“How can you spot a blind man at a nudist camp? It’s not hard….”

Phew, that’s BAD. Probably the oldest and worst of the lot! Thanks for the chuckle, we’ll be sharing it around! – angie

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homeclothesfree September 23, 2012 at 21:22 #

Reblogged this on home clothes free.

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