Time to vote:
pick a title
If you have arrived here from Six Word Saturday, here’s a quick catch-up: I intend to publish a book of poems about poo and I need a good title.
Thank you to everyone who left wonderful and funny and wonderfully funny suggestions. I had intended to include them all in the poll, but I was showered with names and the poll would have been too long, like those cold calls you get that swear it will only take five minutes and by the time you get off the phone your children have grown up and left home.
I had to make an arbitrary selection and this judge’s decision is absolutely final. Unless you want to take a look at the original post, see what I’ve left out, and make a formal request to have your favourite included.
I’ve cast my vote, Tilly. I’m so glad my suggestion wasn’t there!
Oh, now I feel bad!
I don’t know who suggested what – I put all the names together and then selected a few.
Nooo! Don’t feel bad! It’s your book and your choice!
And my suggestion was cr-rubbish anyway!
Now I know that I definitely replied to your reply, Tilly, as I said Nooo! No, don’t feel bad – it’s your choice (or something like that)… maybe I didn’t click submit. Can’t remember.
But don’t feel bad… have a fab Saturday now!
You went into my spam box, Tom; I don’t know why. I accidentally deleted one reply.
Blimey. Spam.
Did I reply more than once then in one of the two replies I replied with?
Three times!
Well then, in that case I deserved to end up in your spam thingy. Awfully sorry about that, Tilly… I must have been trigger happy or something!
Don’t be daft; it was probably WP being silly.
Haha.. definitely Poetry in Motions for me ( and no that wasn’t mine
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yes, it’s all in the Peristalsis.
I chose poop poems I think it is obvious what topic the poems will have.
Poetry in motion was my first favourite but after giving it some thought I realised that it does not really say what the peoms are about.
What a load of cool titles. Stool Samples. Perfect.
It’s a good one
That is indeed an interesting concept for a book.
I can’t believe there are so many great titles! I really like about 5 of them. How is that possible?
Because they are so good! You can vote more than once, if you like.
you did a good job with this post!!!!
My suggestion wasn’t included, but I voted anyway. Do you want to publish it? Do you want to sell it? Do you want anyone to read it? I would use a less obvious scatological title. Otherwise all your customers will be adolescent boys and their ilk.
It’s just a practice run. I chose a deliberately light hearted subject that I thought you (my readers) and I could have some fun with.
You are so funny! Thanks Tilly!
so I take it this will be bathroom reading material?
Hehe! Definitely
Umm, good luck? lol
Thanks. Suspect I might need it
To write poem about poo … you need a lot of shit to get ride off to fill a whole book about it and do it with rhyme. *smile – not a poem fan anyhow.
You might enjoy these; they are just a bit of fun.
I thought you are going to write a book with poems about poo. To be honest I passed the poo age … many Many years ago and I don’t really want to go back neihter. Even for fun.
This topic is making me feel like, “I can’t wait till the paperwork is done!”
Are you planning on printing the results roll style?
You are a marketing genius!
There are some real bright sparks out there, Tilly. No, I refuse to allude to poo, but I did vote.
Thank you, RJ
I can’t wait to see this book…I’ve cast my vote
Thank you! And you’ll be able to see it for free
Very clever titles! I picked The fecal matters, but I was torn by loo haikus.
You can vote more than once.
This is really exciting. Congrad’s.
Thanks