The jokes & quotes are from squarewheels.com.
- “There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.” Anonymous
- “Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.” Anonymous
- “Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.” Jeff Valdez
- “In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.” English proverb
- “As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.” Ellen Perry Berkeley
- “One cat just leads to another.” Ernest Hemingway
- “Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you.” Mary Bly
- “Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.” Joseph Wood Krutch
- “There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.” Anonymous
- “Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.” Missy Dizick
- “Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.” Joseph Wood Krutch
- “Cats aren’t clean, they’re just covered with cat spit.” John S. Nichols
- “Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will p**s on your computer.” Bruce Graham
Exactly why I don’t own a cat.
I love the line about cats being covered in cat spit! LOL
We’re not cat owners but there are a million feral cats around here.
Some of the many reasons why I love cats
“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you.” Mary Bly – my favorite today …. brilliant – so true – both a cat and dog lover .. had both. Had two cats – by name Whisky & Zoda – they both where just this qoute. Love it.
I’m not a cat person, but am sending this on to someone who is owned by a cat.
Hehehe. Love the cat spit one.
“There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.”
my fav!
Haahaahaahaahaahaahaahaa! Great!
You say that about them all
But they are all great — I get to open your post and laugh my butt off first thing every morning — I can’t even begin to tell you how much I look forward to your daily jokes!
I once read that “dogs have owners; cats have staff.” Says it all, really.
The second joke is from a Terry Pratchett novel (not sure which one, but it’s definitely part of the Discworld series). I shall find out for you!
In other news I’ll call home tomorrow afternoon.
These are all true. All four of my cats said so.