Noah’s ark & friends (Photo credit: weennee)
From Will & Guy.
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A little boy liked nothing better than to sit on his grandfather’s knee and have stories read to him. One day, after a story about Noah’s ark and how Noah led pairs of animals to the safety of the ark, the little boy asked, “Granddad, you are very old; were you in Noah’s ark?”
“Gosh, no”, said Granddad.
“In that case, why didn’t you drown when the flood came?”
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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Classic!
Kids! They really know how to ask questions.
that was adorable………
hahahahahahaha!!!!
Love it!
I’m feeling that old this morning, myself!
I love the logic and reasoning of young children.
Why does this remind me of Barbara, my niece!
Sweet and cute – kids clear rational thinking. Wonderful.
Having celebrated a birthday recently . . . that is how old I feel!