A senior police officer of the Hamburg police on assignment at Hamburg city hall, Germany. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Thanks to Granny1947 for these words of wisdom.
- I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
- A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
- I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I am perfect.
- Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
- Heaven is Where:
The Police are British
The Chefs are Italian
The Mechanics are German
The Lovers are French and
It’s all organized by the Swiss
Hell is Where:
The Police are German
The Chefs are British
The Mechanics are French
The Lovers are Swiss and
It’s all organized by the Italians
Where are the Aussies?
In Australia, last I heard.
But my geography is dreadful.
We are below you hahahaha!
So modest hahahaha!
good, great!!!!
Still laughing out loud — especially the last one! Great Joke!
I love the last one!
Oh…those made me laugh after a long day…thanks!
‘I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I am perfect.’ — I’m stealing that.
Well, nobody’s perfect
Too cute!