Thanks to Granny1947 for these words of wisdom.
- I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
- A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
- I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I am perfect.
- Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
- Heaven is Where:
The Police are British
The Chefs are Italian
The Mechanics are German
The Lovers are French and
It’s all organized by the Swiss
Hell is Where:
The Police are German
The Chefs are British
The Mechanics are French
The Lovers are Swiss and
It’s all organized by the Italians