The Eiffel Tower from below. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
From my friend Cliff.
Thank you, Cliff, for being such a great supplier of jokes.
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True Definitions
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1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds
2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do
3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage
4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with
5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate
6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living
8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist
9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does
10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of
……money
11. MISTY: How golfers create divots
12. PARADOX: Two physicians
13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm
15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with
16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring
18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife
19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does
20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official
Some of these I had to read twice to get but they were real corkers!
Me, the poor Swede is lost again … but that doesn’t really matter …. *smile – we live in a crazy world with free speech. *laughing.
I luv ‘em, they are right up my street!
I love these!! “avoidable” had me laughing for probably way too long. And then “paradox” sent me over the edge.
Too funny! Now I’m looking at everyday words and coming up with new definitions.
Who thinks up this stuff..;-)
What a good exercise for thoses English language challenged. Dianne
These are really good! Clever! I couldn’t even choose a favorite they were all so well done.